THE FARMER'S WIFE CUT OFF HIS TAIL WITH A BUTCHER'S KNIFE

So long you no good, ball sticking, no double-clicking, old, crappy mouse.

You have given me my last annoyed beyond my limit moment.  Off with your tail!

You have made my last couple of days wretched.  Ok...I admit perhaps your performance was affected by my slamming you on the table now and again.  But, I would not have done that had you been clicking right.  So it's kind of a Catch 22...and I'm the boss.  Your copy/paste days are O.V.E.R.

So adios miceo...

Hello. PRECIOUS!