because I butt dialed you about 4 times today.
1st of all, I don't text. 2nd of all, I don't text with my thumbs when I do text. 3rd of all, I am left handed which means while texting and driving which I would never do, I am at a sure fire disadvantage. 4th...if I am texting and driving I am not wearing my readers so I can barely see the screen...which all adds up to the reasons why I don't text....
Today was different. I met Mattie to take her to lunch for her bday...she texts...and this is her main form of communication since she's supposed to be working and not texting.
Only I don't really care about that because her summer internship is free except that it still costs us as if it was a semester of college...she can call/text her mother for lunch plans if she wants to...and cause me to text her back.
So..I am secretly shopping at Hobby Lobby and Pier 1 and while trying to carry my wallet, keys, packages, sunglasses, and phone...I realize for the 4th time I have accidently called the number that is at the top which is at the top because I keep dialing it. With my thumbs.
I bet they think I'm a gosh dang nut.
Nope...just a very bad cell phone user.
I guess I should consider a purse.
Sorry ###.@@@.**** ...it was just me. If I knew who you were you would have a name and not a number and then I could apologzie.
I so incredibly hope you are not my new senator's office.
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