Monday, September 20, 2010

MAKING THE MOVE

A. How in the h-e-double L did I get to be 50?
B. How in the h-e-double L did I acquire so much stuff?

I'll tell you how...going to auctions to entertain ourselves and hoping for that one treasure like you see on the Antique Roadshow. And going on very cool trips thinking you need to bring back art as your souvenir...that's how. Both seem to involve mimosas.

It really seems so harmless until the time comes to move 2 blocks down the street.

I can tell you what is not making the move:

1. Nacho warmer accidently purchased at auction while signing to hubby across the room
2. Wagon wheel headboards purchased at auction on purpose for hubby to turn into something
3. 2 copper and turquoise 1950 era bread boxes, which thank heaven just sold on ebay.

What will make the move:

This angel purchased in Madrid....New Mexico...will be hand delivered along with 3 signed Bunnells, 1 fake Bunnell, 1 Bunnell portrait by a different Bunnell lover...and at least 972, 486 other items.

And like I always say...when in doubt....

MIMOSA!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

GIVE HIM CORNBREAD

I am just about to go on my 2nd in my lifetime pubcrawl. If you think it sounds kind of like crawling through pubs..then you are a mental giant because that's exactly what it is.

My last one was quite successful as I came across the perfect ringdroid for my bf.

New Orleans, haunted---absinthe---indeed makes the heart grow fonder...

So, look out Charleston Pubs...I'll be packing soon!

Monday, September 13, 2010

TUFF CHOICE

When asked the question:
If you had to choose would you rather have a

TURRET?"

















Or grotto pool...which would you choose?















oh man...tough choice!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

MOVING ON



Adiós Mexico beach all inclusives

Ciao Italian wine/countryside drive in BMW convertible

Dewa sono uchi ni Japan

and as for eye brow lifts, facelifts, tummy tucks...not an option, not that they ever were. In fact...who said I needed that?

If it was you...then I will give you a very sharp tree saw.

All my spare money...not that I have any...will be used for my 4th house on Barkley Street.

822...here we come!

#1 RULE

#1: Don't be stupid
#2-infinity: Refer to #1

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

DON'T BE A FO PA

You better get all your whites worn pdq...that is...unless you don't care about fo pas.

I know I do and you should too.

No one likes white after Labor Day!

It's not cool!