Thursday, June 28, 2012

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

WOOP WEDNESDAY



Oldest peep and I will meet Coach Been in Amarillo to pick up our little bride

Plans are for
manis and pedis
(I am actually going to get fancy for this shindig)

Then an early lunch at our favorite sushi bar

I hear SOME folks are getting waxed where it doesn't show...
this is when I will sneak off and
browse the wrench isle at Lowes
and I'm also in the market for a few porch light fixtures
and a gas powered leaf blower

I'm not into pain for places that don't show

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

TUESDAY


Tuesday will be cleaning the kitchen light fixtures to hide the fact that
when I cook I splatter grease when I'm supposed to be on a Special K Diet
oopsie

can you see past all those wonderful wedding presents stacking up in my breakfast nook?

FUN!!!



MONDAY

The countdown to wedding day begins!

MONDAY

Windows: not that any one will look out them, why do we put this kind of pressure on ourselves?

and speaking of windows...can you believe that all this glass
ALL THIS GLASS...was measured 1/4" too large?  So what would have been set Tuesday, will be set NEXT Tuesday...whoo boy, bet somebody got a butt chewin' on that one!


Laundry: remember...I still do my laundry down the street at my daughter's house...so want to get that done
Hoeing: The north side of our house is going to be our formal herb garden...weeds got out of hand last week
Light Fixtures:  not sure why I do this either..these are my brothers and sisters for heaven's sake
Well, that's about all I'm going to get done today.

On the house front, it's been a busy day.  Pool work, window framing, and roof vents.


 I got the roofers to install my copper finials


and my horse and buggy weathervane.

 I haven't driven down the street yet, so I'm not sure, but I think it's crooked.


BOOGER!










Sunday, June 24, 2012

THE BEST LAID PLANS



Ok...so baby bopeep (getting married June 30), at the sake of being redundant, wore a Laker's Ensemble to her first day of school...and broke her arm on the monkey bars...


... it stands to reason that I am having a bit of a hard time trying to find a mother of the bride dress...because somewhere in the mix there is not much femininity running in the family...I'm referring to me of course because she outgrew it and her dress is beyond marvelous!

my best laid plans were this:

I knew I had over a year to get "back into" my very own wedding dress...

yeah the gold one I wore at my wedding to Brian that was maybe a size 4?  mmm hmmm

I wore it to Grace's wedding even though my mother had to whip stitch it shut (ouch)

I would have worn it to Charles and Jena's wedding but they kind of surprised us so I didn't really have time to shape up to wear it for that...

BUT...since I did know about this wedding for over a year...

my best laid plans were this

Special K
Limited Beer (whatever)
Limited Wine (whatever)
Limited Prohibition Cocktails (whatever)
Pilates
Walk 2 miles a day
Daily Gym
Swim (I would  if they'd put the dang pool in already)

and to fit into once again my lovely gold wedding size 4 dress. mmm hmmm

WHATEVER!


if I do want to wear it, the top will have to become a jacket over a white tank...whip stitch was 7 years ago...does that seem kind of trashy?

and I admit...I really did try it just for fun.hillbilly.

so

best laid plans

buy a new dress...(and I just cannot tell you how much I HATE to shop and try on fufu dresses while I have copper flux under my nails)

HATE..maybe because I'm trying on like size 12 or 14 or 16 let's be honest, no one likes that..and I'm all about comfort which means NO spanks for me before 10 PM...


I did make a trip to Amarillo and choose a few (see below)


I'm much more interested in what's on top of my armoire

or the unmade bed captured in the mirror

and all the while I was wishing I could fit into my sentimental favorite gold wedding dress
my car just kept arriving at places like
Hobby Lobby
Lowes
Pete's Greenhouse
Target (where I did look for a dress)
and Pier 1

because the best laid plans of mice and men
are

NO ONE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME!
but they might be looking at my patio!





Saturday, June 23, 2012

JUNE 30

This time next week
the hands that wrote these two notes



will be exchanging wedding rings
in a little Methodist church on Haney Street
before God
and all those who love them






Friday, June 22, 2012

A CIALIS MOMENT

No, not that kind... 


 I was more than pumped up when I arrived home from shopping for my mother of the bride dress 
to see my new bathtub had arrived 

 There was a moment in early February it didn't seem so far out to think 
we could have it installed in our new master bath by June 30

 Somewhere along the way, that thought got funny

 And in about four hours....

 it hit me.... 

 I am about to have a wedding...
 and I have a big bathtub, in a crate, 
that cannot be moved without a fork lift... 
 in my driveway... 

 Cialis? 
 Calgon? 

 MIMOSA!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

CARDINAL SONG



google

I love cardinals
almost everyone who knows me knows I do

Besides being so lovely,
 their call is glorious and intense



I will often sit on my porch and when I hear them near
I will mimic a whistle to them

at least that's what I thought 
until
one day not long ago

I was sitting in my unfinished room with no glass in the windows
and I hear the familiar song off in the distance
so I whistle back
(it's always fun to see if you can create a revelry)

and then
I hear footsteps crunching in the new gravel down the street
and I hear a guy, a kid really
clear his throat
and begin to 
whistle....
like a cardinal...
...almost as good as me

I know we have cardinals around, I have seen them,
but I could not help but laugh 
and wonder
if me
and this kid
have been singing to each other all along 

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

DON'T FORGET THE ROOF

For my birthday many years ago, my sister gave me a vintage weather vane like this
it came from an antique store in Quanah, Texas
(Yes, as in Quanah Parker...he skulked around these parts a lot)

822 will be the 4th roof on Barkley Street this vane has lived on

Before we attach it to the turret, it needs some minor tweaking to make it strong
enough for our Panhandle winds that on any given day can blow in
excess of 50 mph

I think it will look very nice with the copper balls and spires

and the two amethyst balls..one on the front porch, one on the back

that match the purple leaded glass in the porch lights
this glass has turned purple over the years
it is incredibly heavy and thick
I think they date to 1921


I kind of wish they could all stay this bright copper color


but they verdigris over time and I like that too

When hubby agreed to put them on for me
I lighted a prayer candle and swished the flame his way
and did my part to hold the ladder
and screws

It was pretty scary
in the words of our friend Mary I also told him at each peak
"don't fall down"






Monday, June 18, 2012

AND THEN



there's the purple woven water basket

found high atop a shelf on the square
clerk gets down with long stick
lands on the floor in a cloud of dust
she offers good deal because it had been there so long
considering
 back the next day to get
gone
dang

home
birthday
open gift
and there's the purple woven water basket

tricky
clandestine
thoughtful
dear

lucky
me







Sunday, June 17, 2012

BOOTY CALL

 no, not that kind of booty call
in my old age...
I'm beginning to like this kind better
Pirate Booty

a fun trip to Santa Fe with peeps

and a fun spree
I won't be back before the June 30 wedding
and probably not in the fall either so I 
LOADED UP!

Tea table...man I was loving me some of those blue and lavender shades this trip
the runner will go in my long hallway into the art gallery
the amethyst ball was on my porch (UPS) when I got home...
it along with some copper balls and spires will go on the roof peaks

I spied this pot when I first walked in the gates of 
Jackelope
it was cracked which only means 
I got it cheaper!

for purple sage on my porch!

to hold all those wet towels in the atrium

WHOOP!

always pine nuts...so good in salads and pesto!
bought these at Trader Joe's
it is one hippie grocery store
my favorite kind!

love the spiritual influence of New Mexico

I love love love this book!
It came from the gift store in the La Fonda where we stayed

these will all end up together in some kind of vignette
I am going to find a seashell on the beach to go on the pink candlestick
when we take Betty to Port Aransas in July

I love her
and her crown

I love her too

and that pretty pink box is from my bff
happy birthday to me!

Yep...a pirate's booty from a soulful town in a hippie's world
D.E.L.I.G.H.T.

Friday, June 15, 2012

DOUG PORTER

This past weekend was spent with old friends in an old town.

Note to readers:  I was rated 2, so this post is just for fun..not retaliation, I swear.

We began the trip right with mimosa at breakfast, then we hit the road and librarian peep brought out a 1973 SHS Annual she'd been saving for just such an occasion.

Note to yourself:  If you donate books and such to places and such, you might want to take a browse through to make sure you haven't forever made an A$$ of yourself...and such....

In the car, one peep had already graduated and one was too young, but two of us were all over this annual, mostly because we were so popular.

The owner of the annual aka Most Studious which would explain why he had so much time to Rate His Annual showed his rating system on the hard cover.  1-5...1 being best.  Many had more elaboration in the way of SPECIAL AWARDS.  Through out the ENTIRE annual, he rated EVERYTHING.  Teachers, students, athletes, clubs, organizations and even the poor cafeteria ladies ("They Did the Best They Could Award").



I'll give him this...he was one witty guy. I confess I might have felt different if he'd given me anything below a 3.  2 it is.  Fine! I've always been kind of average whatever.
Maybe I could have come up a notch if only allowed to know him longer


He begins with a letter to "the person(s) who read this"...so it is evident that he not only was supporting a chip but was also psychic.  His short note was really a KMA essay eluding to his leaving this crummy town behind to all of us rated less than 1 me...whatever.


He left a very funny one to his girl cousin who beat him out as Valedictorian, but it was kind of long and detailed and I can't remember it because I was in high altitude on this trip. She was additionally rated a 5.  Poor thing...they were also selected Most Studious....together.  Chip.

There was one athlete/scholar that I so wish I could mention Scott Beedy (annual man crush) but he lives near me.  He was awarded waaaay more than a 1, and also had several special awards. He would be so proud.

Peep friend who was with me was rated a 3.  I felt so sorry for her until she explained that she was sure it was because she had taken a garage sale tennis racket to play tennis with him once.  Seems he was also an elitist in sports paraphernalia department.

I guess this is what he was wishing for on that tennis date

If I could just get my hands on that annual once more to gloat over my 2 rating I will most certainly take the time to have a post titled DOUG PORTER TWO.

It will make you laugh and you don't even know him.
son's dogs...you don't know them either but you laughed right?


so....Stay Tuned!

Note to Doug:  Oh Doug...in this post you would have only been identified as a "D" or maybe a "DP" because I'm all about privacy..but no...you were pretty clear you wanted your annual to be viewed  by all and to whom it may concern...but I bet even the psychic you are, you had no idea in 1973 the powers that would prevail in 2012...I'm just helping you get what you wanted...

and btw...

I rate you a Number 1!




Thursday, June 14, 2012

MUSHROOMS


On the HPO
we feature a master gardener who writes a weekly column
Last week it was concerning mushrooms
I had been noticing them in our yard

I think they are so darn cute

they are everywhere

This is my newest purchase..I found him in Amarillo at Pier 1
when I noticed one of the framers had a marijuana leaf tattoo on his leg
I considered suggesting to him I had a ton of mushrooms in my front yard

and decided against it...he might not be able to frame


Tuesday, June 12, 2012

MARVIN

Meet the framers
Marvin is #6..light blue shirt, pencil in his hat
he is a 
FREAKIN GROUCH!
Trey (red shirt) is Marvin's son and Marvin is teaching him the ropes of framing
and griping all the rest of us out
A.L.O.T.

He doesn't like my pool and told me it was a waste
it needed catfish
and they (the pool guys) were in his way
I wanted to say
"they ain't late so get to framing Marvin"

I wanted to gripe them out too...they are trampling my new grass
what a mess


Instead I baked them all some homemade sticky buns

because I learned a long time ago
sweet words are like honey
they made the roof of the turret 
special
they asked contractor if they could

besides..look at my yard
I should be the one who is 
GROUCHY

Their only job is to frame

a lot of wood

and nails

and not much relief from the heat...no wonder

By the time Marvin left
we were buds
they will be back to do another house this week coming up
I promised him catfish..mudcats in the bottom of my pool...just for him

I'm seriously considering hooking him up with my mom
they would make a real cute couple

he wouldn't know what hit him