Monday, March 4, 2013

BIG BIG FISH MISTAKE

 
 
Ok...so I've spent the past few days in a state of
real frustration with what we refer to around here as
S.L.O.W.
freaking slow...as in REAL SLOW
internet service
 
perhaps due to our frozen ground?
 
(as in it's taken me 4 days to write this post...well not really...it just seems like it and you'll know why in a minute)
 
so...in between posting all my online news and to keep from pulling my hair out
I decided to address that thing that seems to be pulling my attention from my graying temples
downward
 
as I was browsing through the medicine cabinet, in between loading stories,
I came across some fish oil pills that have been sitting there for a long time
after I discovered I was unable to swallow due to how huge they are
 
so I'm thinking...
hmmm....oil...flabby neck...not wasteful...
 
so I poked a hole in one and it squirted all over the place besides my hand
and I guess all my good sense was wrapped up in my computer woes
 
I actually was able to apply some fish oil to my flabby neck
before I was able to realize what a huge
and I mean
HUGE
mistake this was
 
folks...don't do this
fish oil is in a capsule for a reason
 
 
 
 

5 comments:

Marissa said...

Yikes... wonder what that smelled like? I bet that was just gross...
On another note.. I nominated your blog for the liebster award.. go check it out when you get a chance...
Fish for lunch?

NanaDiana said...

LOL- OMG-I am laughing right out loud here! So...I suppose the neighbor has baited his hook now? Gives a whole new meaning to the term "there's something fishy here", doesn't it?;>) xo Diana

Style Maniac said...

Oh my! Thanks for the tip. I'll stay away from fish oil for sure.

Maureen said...

I was actually thinking it was a good idea and I'd do it. That's until you got to the stinky part. My cats would go mad if I smelled like tuna!

Kerry Steele- Design du Monde said...

OMG! That is so funny...for me, not so much for you. I made my mom cut open one when I was about 7. You are right they are in a capsule for a reason.