Friday, March 5, 2010

NOT EVEN!


Dear AARP,
Leave me alone. I am not joining you. Your emails are falling on deaf....eyes.
I am a cougar and my hubby doesn't like to be reminded that I am 11.358214 years older than him...and frankly, neither do I.
It is a snazzy bag...though...I will give you that.
Hey can I get discounts on Kentucky Derby tickets?
Have your peeps get with my peeps and I might reconsider the membership. However...this bag does not match my hat.
We have some time to play around with the thought though.
Sincerely,Me

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