SUSPICIOUS MINDS

I have long suspected that fertilizer companies place just a few..just a few..itty bitty dandelion seeds within the fertilzer.

I'm pretty sure that with today's technology we could eradicate all weeds if we wanted to..and then where would that leave the fertilzer company?

Without a job or reason for working.

So Dear Fertilzer Maker,

Aren't you so glad there are peeps like me who happen to find great beauty in things such as this? If I were you, I'd put just a few itty bitty seeds in my fertilzer too...just to keep things interesting.

Thanks for being so smart in the game of gardening.