Wednesday, May 19, 2010

WHEN THE CAT'S AWAY



The mouse will

  • store away the cozy winter blankets and fussy accessories

  • bring in the summer clean white and flowery bedding



  • dust the shoe closets and art with vaccum attachments



  • throw open the sash to expose the late night thunderstorm and early am sunrise



  • eat only homemade pizza with absolutely zero toppings and I mean ZERO



  • leave all four tvs on all the time



  • drink a full bottle of Mulderbosch and 2 beers (or was it 3?)



  • watch Nancy Grace all night long




      • Bring on the damn cat!



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