Meet "HOIBIE"...as they called him
Evidently he impressed my mother
You better enjoy this photo op brother...you are about to get the HP treatment
Line up...let me cut your red bangs with my dress shears and get you some GLASSES!
You think cry...just wait until you see what's about to go down in your annual(s) for all time
You're about to have some glasses and a fall...yes...as in a long blonde hairpiece with a wide headband...
to go with your B.A.N.G.S.!
Hey wait a minute...why do his bangs get to be longer and his glasses clearer?
Hmmm..squeaky wheel gets the grease!
and folks...I do have one more brother but I cannot for the life of me find a photo of him with glasses
I think he must have missed out....but here he is in all his young 20/20 sweetness
maybe he just got the crooked teeth
anyway...as you can see we are a fine bunch of lookers who most certainly were not the product of a stage mom or anything remotely related to such. I think this is why we grew up to all be so successful (and cute) because we had not one iota of a concept of climbing a ladder of any kind...we just lived safe and sound and protected in Nerdville until we blossomed and flew the nest!
Here we are years later...and just for the record I used an old photo because I wanted to make sure my brother(s) who I adore...had